perempuan dan shopping

sbb tu i tak suka shopping sorang2, takde sapa jadi tukang angkat barang i, and takde sapa yang i nak pau duit! haha

ok i tak tau nape hari nie tiba2 i rasa mcm nak cerita about perempuan dan shopping. sebelum i memberi penerangan dgn lebih lanjut dah panjang lebar, mari kita tengok tanda2 perempuan yang gila shopping. yang lelaki pun sila baca, manatau gf anda pun terlibat sama dlm permasalahan ini. so, jom kita terjahhh!!!

Tanda - tanda girls2 yang kuat shopping, so orang lelaki sila gerun skrg!

1. Suka tengok majalah and terus rambang mata dan cakap 'ish cantiknya baju ni' atau 'eh aku nak ni' ataupun tiba2 panggil kawan perempuan yang lain atau bf dia and tanya, 'cantik tak baju nie?' berulang2 kali.

2. Bila dia menghadap laptop atau komputer cuba curi2 tgk, kadang dia tgh browse on9 shopping punya website. Takpun cuba check laptop/komputer dia, mesti dia dah bookmark byk giler website shopping. hak hak hak

3. Biler tiba bab nak salin baju, or keluar pergi mana2, dia akan mengeluh, 'hai aku dah takde baju dah lah nak pakai' walaupun sebenarnya baju dkt dlm almari dia berlambak2!

4. Biler girls2 nie keluar dgn boyfriend dorang tak kira lah untuk tgk wayang ke ape ke, biler lalu je kedai baju ade je mata dia melirik tgk kat baju2 tu, tak pun dorang tarik tangan bf dorang masuk ataupun dia akan suruh u all stop sekejap and stay dkt luar kedai just untuk cakap 'cantikkan baju ni?' ha, tu tanda dorang nak korang belikan lah tu!

haa, ape macam wahai perempuan2 dkt luar sana, terkena tak taik hidung korang sendiri, eh batang hidung korang sendiri. mcm mana gua tau? sebab gua pun gitu! hak hak hak

ok ok, i rasa korang suma pun dah sedia maklum kan, perempuan and shopping tak boleh di pisahkan. daddy i selalu bising kat i, coz i nie kaki shopping klu boleh hari hari nak shopping tak kiralah samada hidup ataupun mati sale ataupun tidak.

so, dulu ex i selalu bising2 kat i, coz kuat sangat shopping berbagai, sampai dia pun pening2 lalat jadinya bila berdepan dgn masalah nie. so kadang, i faham lah kan ada sesetengah lelaki korang tak yah risau sbb gf korang tak mintak pape dari korang, tapi korang jgn lepas diri, korang kene gak ambil tau pasal tu sbb kang kesian gf korang tak makan semua sbb dah terover spend pulak kan. jadi, u alls setelah i tilik2 i dah dapat satu penyelesaian, tapi klu tak selesai2 jugak i pun tak tau lah. -.-

1. korang rajin2 lah spot tempat2 membaiki kasut, so klu gf korang mengadu kasut rosak atau putus terus bawa dia pergi sana.

2. klu dia tunjuk baju yang lawa2 (so korang mcm faham2 lah kan dorang macam nak baju tu) jangan lah korang just cakap 'okay' atau 'b takde duit lah' coz dorang nanti moral down rasa korang tak sporting kang si gf tu buat muncung panjang2 sampai boleh gantung hanger. sebaliknya korang cakap lah 'ok dear, nnt kita tunggu year end sale' ataupun 'ok dear, nnt kita ade duit sikit kita beli'.

3. korang lelaki kenalah alert biler tarikh2 sale bermula, ataupun kalau susah sgt, korang pergi je lah google biler sale2 tu hei korang klu google gambar maria ozawa ade masa nie lagi google benda tu yang berapa minit je lah kan.

4. kalau time tu korang tak berduit sgt and nak bawak sang gf korang keluar makan, cuba elak keluar makan kat tempat2 shopping mall, sebaliknya bawa dia pergi ke restoran2 yang takde adik beradik langsung dgn shopping mall.

5. klu time dia tengah2 pilih baju and tanya u guys 'b, yang nie lawa tak?' pastikan tgk harga dia dulu and klu harga dia bagi korang agak mahal, korang pandai2 lah konon knon nya jadi tukang komen terhandal dgn jawab mcm nie, 'cantik dear, tapi kain dia mcm tak best je, macam gatal je' or 'cantik, tapi color nie tak menyerlah sangat untuk u, u lawa kene pakai baju lawa2'. *tak pasal pasal gf korang pun kembang sama. -.-


ha, macam mana? cantik tak idea gua? sila berterima kasih dgn gua skrg!!!! selena fe melaporkan. *tiba tiba

sila tinggalkan komen kalau korang rasa korang ada idea lagi bernas dari gua.

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Cara mengetahui jantina laptop anda

Jgn xtau.....laptop pun ada jantina...
so, nak tahu tak jantina laptop yg selalu dingadap tiap2 hari tu? jantan ke betina....try la kompom boleh gelak

buat je step kt bwh ni...

1. Buka notepad mudian copy dan paste ayat ini dalam notepad:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love YOU"

2. Selepas itu tekan save. Ubah save as type kepada All Files (pastikan korang save di desktop supaya senang nak cari/buka nanti).
    Save as =  love u.vbs

3. Close notepad apabila habis save. Then double click file td (love u.vbs) dan akan dengar suara "i love u."

Cuba dengar btul2 suara "i love u" tu....suara lelaki ke perempuan?
Kalau dengar lelaki maknanya laptop korang tu jantan dan begitu le sebaliknya....

lepas ni becinta la ngan leppy anda..


sila leave comment tolong beritahu gua jantina laptop korang. har har har.

ini laptop idaman gua. sapa nak belikan i sebagai tanda berterima kasih. hak hak

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someone left me a message on my facebook account. ask me to show my picture. dont you understand, if i want to show you my pictures, i dont need you to ask me to show the picture, i'll show it by myself.

i know, i do, some of you maybe curios, why im hiding my identity. i do it with purpose, for sure. so, let me tell you why, so after this, you do not need to ask me why i did what i did.

as i opened my eyes on 23 march, i was grew up into a happy family, which is i proud to tell my friends they're my lovely family. but as someone said, happiness wont last longer, when i was 13, i discovered my dad was cheating behind my mum which leads me to tell my mum.

what shocking me more is, my mum told me that she already knew that few months before i tell her. since then, arguing being our part of life. for years, my mum asking for divorce but still my dad wont let her go, instead he just ignoring us. i still remember there's one day, as usual my dad shouting over my mum, i dont clearly remember what my mom said towards my dad till makes my dad feel angry and he almost slap my mum, but then he was stopped by me, i was holding his leg and begging him to stop it.

i know my mum cant hold it back much longer, i know how suffered she was, i can see it through her pretty sleepy eyes, so then she busying her self with working and hanging out with other guys. and my dad, i barely meet him, i dont know where he stay and what he did, and yes its tear me apart, coz i was close with my dad back years. since then i learned to keep all my great result by myself, to just keep quiet when i was having a high fever, to eat dinner alone and so on.

i feel like i was die then alive, die then alive continuously everyday. every second, i pray to Jesus to make me die so then no one knows my existence. but clearly jesus didnt make it come true.

im dealing with my heartache with taking drugs, be friends with wrong accompany, i know its brings me more harm to myself but i know who cares about me, i can do anything what i want. i still can remember the day before spm, i was in the club, dancing like mad and just went back home after 4am.

as a result i did not score well in my spm, and i planned to not pursuing my studies anymore. after spm, finally my dad filed a divorced and on 7 june, my parents officially divorced. i thought it was finally over, but then the other problems come out. since i am the only child, so both of them wants to taking care of me.they make me sick, i hate them so much, i even cursed on them so much.

when i turned 18, i went to taylor university to pursuing my studies, which i think its may be the bestest way for us. i stop taking drugs fortunately im not addicted, so i can do it by my own. i dont have much friends there, i often skipped my class till finally i drop out my college.

i am currently stay with my dad and helping him to run his company since my mum married with some new guy that i didnt even know and not interested to know who he is.

theres too many things happened in my life, and some if them i wouldnt and dont want to remember. i praised to God, i wasnt in the wrong paths for too long and he bring me back to the right path again, and i was so thankful, i wasnt the worst human being alive.

Hallelujah.


p/s : sometimes, i need to express myself in this blog. i feel comfortable to stay anon, so then i can write whatever i want to write. understand me, pls.

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